10 minutes into this hockey game and there are 2 shots on net. 💤

Worst 2 on 1 ever.

Ramparts is one word. It is not ram parts. That changes the whole meaning of the anthem, FFS! #Nashville

I tried a new hot sauce and my lips are burning off. 🔥🔥🔥

Numbnuts thinks he has immunity because he drank bleach and shoved a lightbulb up his ass.

It appears that witness and jury tampering is now legal in America.

Toronto Maple Leafs lose to Brad Marchand.

I only caught some of the Supreme Court arguments today. Did the drunk one ask questions?

Took a motorcycle ride along the coast out to my old neighbourhood today. It was a beautiful day. The temperature dropped 9F along the ocean.

Pecker has a first amendment right to publish any bullshit he wants in his shitty rag.

Pecker also has a right to buy stories from any seller and not publish them.

Surely Pecker would not have been involved in the falsifying of records within the Trump organization for “legal services.” That would have been between Numbnuts, Cohen and Weisselberg.

So why does Pecker need immunity? What do the Feds have on him that is forcing him to talk?

It is a long way from a marathon, but I did answer the bell today for the second leg of my new running program.

How much do the ex-Trump White House staffers make for grifting on cable news networks?

Related: how do they sleep at night?

What?!? The National Enquirer makes up stories?!? 😱

I received a COVID booster shot today. That is 5 COVID shots so far.

I am looking up into the rafters of my garage and thinking, “If I took all of that crap down from there I could put all of this crap down here up there.”

Florida man yells, “I am not allowed to talk!”

Jury hears how far Pecker was up Trump’s ass.

More Pecker problems for Numbnuts.