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Hypothetical question.

Suppose a hypothetical woman gets her COVID vaccine, runs a low grade fever for a day, and her hypothetical spouse, sensing her temporary weakness, instructs Alexa to play Baby Shark on repeat.

Would a hypothetical jury find her guilty?

Do you remember
The 21st night of September?

https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

5th appointment was the magic number. Jabbed before I leave the country. Success!

"He had a bag with him which was rendered safe."

"Rendered safe" is one of my favorite bomb squad euphemisms. It usually just means that they blew it up.

The Albuquerque Police Department said they have arrested one person after responding to a call about suspicious devices. APD said they received a call just before 4:15 this afternoon from a person claiming that he had several explosive devices. https://www.krqe.com/news/crime/apd-1-person-arrested-after-investigation-into-package-at-walmart-on-eubank/

Just had my 4th appointment canceled on me.

The plea hearing is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon.

Word of advice for those trying to schedule. If available, make your appointment as early in the day as you can. The pharmacies where I am are getting some limited stock but they are running out before noon.

This new COVID vaccine is a pain in the ass to schedule. I've already had three appointments canceled by CVS and Walgreens because they didn't get the promised doses from Moderna and Pfizer.

It's an "information" rather than a grand jury indictment, so there's likely a plea deal in the works.

Ray Epps is finally indicted.

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67807327/1/united-states-v-epps/

Jury clears 3 men in the last trial tied to the plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2023/09/15/jury-clears-3-men-in-the-last-trial-tied-to-the-plot-to-kidnap-michigan-gov-gretchen-whitmer/70863273007/

Today's email from the IRS was way more useful than usual.

Trial underway for Boogaloo extremist accused of planning murder of federal officers
Robert Justus faces charges of first degree murder and aiding in attempted murder of federal officials during protests in May 2020 in Oakland, CA. https://www.courthousenews.com/trial-underway-for-boogaloo-extremist-accused-of-planning-murder-of-federal-officers/

Neo-Nazis Are Shocked a Guy Called 'BoneFace' Isn't Who They Thought He Was
Two neo-Nazi groups held a rally intended to be a show of force, but were instead embarrassed by a member with big claims about fighting in Ukraine.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kxe8x/boneface-nazi-blood-tribe

Source:

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23940911-888-1-plea-offer

In October 2022, the DOJ offered the Proud Boys defendants a sweet deal. The dumb dumbs passed.

Mike Huckabee Warns 2024 Will Be the Last Election ‘Decided by Ballots Rather Than Bullets’ if Trump Loses

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/mike-huckabee-warns-2024-will-be-the-last-election-decided-by-ballots-rather-than-bullets-if-trump-loses/

Neo-Nazi groups spew hate outside Disney World and near Orlando, officials say
The group wore clothing and bore flags emblazoned with Nazi insignia outside the entrance to the Disney Springs shopping center, the sheriff’s office said.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/neo-nazi-groups-spew-hate-disney-world-orlando-officials-say-rcna103186