So I have a new contender for the front yard sculpture garden. My eyes lit up instantly and my husband who is the enemy of joy was like "No. Don't even ask." I asked. Sadly, they were unwilling to sell it. I tried haggling and I was like "1 million colons" and they kind of thought about it, but then he drug me out of there after pointing out shipping was going to be a problem and there was no way I was putting an 18' wooden python on the plane as checked baggage. Kill joy.