So I have a new contender for the front yard sculpture garden. My eyes lit up instantly and my husband who is the enemy of joy was like "No. Don't even ask." I asked. Sadly, they were unwilling to sell it. I tried haggling and I was like "1 million colons" and they kind of thought about it, but then he drug me out of there after pointing out shipping was going to be a problem and there was no way I was putting an 18' wooden python on the plane as checked baggage. Kill joy.

Sometimes, it's really great to get out of the US to remember that there are other things to see and do and that there are people who do not live and die by the news cycle in the US. Here's a volcano at sunrise this morning. #photography

There's nothing like spending a day in the company of other lawyers to remind you eactly why you wished you were retired.

My dog requires a blanket over her when she naps. I keep telling her she's doing it wrong.