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On the way to the kitchen to make your first cup of coffee you step in cat puke. Do you:
A) Stop to clean up your foot and cat puke
B) Continue the mission because fuuuUUUuuck that
That’s right
@insight It's impossible to clean anything without coffee. Hop on the non puke foot and get the coffee.
I weighed the risks and concluded that coffee first was overwhelmingly the best option.
@insight
B,
Never get between me and my first, or even my second cup of coffee.