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Is this a Dad Joke?

Banker: So you'd like a loan to start an all marsupial fighting championship?
Me: Yes. I call it Mortal Wombat.
Banker:
Me:
Banker: I'm in.
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Morning all! The North wind doth blow and we shall have snow.... well, sleet atm, but, but, it's April! Not unheard of in these parts, I've seen it snow in June before now, but I want Spring!!! Where's my Spring?? I am definitely moving to warmer climes. How is everyone today? All good, I hope. Much love to you all. <3

@evamarie Yeah, same. It was an eye-opener for me, simply from the scary point of view that this COULD happen!

Day 20


20 books that greatly influenced me. One book per day in no particular order.

@process I know! That's exactly how I feel today! CBA doing anything!

So, I guess since it now almost 3 pm, I should get off my butt and actually do something with the day, right?

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Have to say, anyone sliding into my DMs professing friendship when weโ€™ve never interacted is generally suspect.

@WayneEdH That man couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery!

@Minholkin Lovely! Will you get to see the eclipse this week?

@LordsofHardwired air. fresh air. To simply breathe! The rest I can manage without. For a day...

I've often seen people with arthritis, when I was younger, and thought that it looked like it made them struggle a bit. A bit???? Oh man, now that I am getting it myself.... jeepers, creepers. I had no idea those old ladie serving me at the coffee morning were putting up with so much pain! Bless their heart for continue to give, and never give up! <3

Day 19


20 books that greatly influenced me. One book per day in no particular order.

One book that started my love of Agatha Christie murder-mysteries!

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