Tom Branden
🎵📽️Found a random photo online of me asleep at Glastonbury in 1994. What are the odds?? Actually, I'm probably off my face rather than sleeping. It would account for the green socks...
Mates are back from Istanbul after seeing this.
Not jealous. I did the away where bottom-of-the table dogshit Southampton knocked us out of the Carabao Cup. They didn't. That game denied us a potential quadruple so really, if you think about it, I saw the ACTUAL once-in-a-lifetime game.
No. I'm not convinced either...
@Agatha Luckily Plan A was a fine plan 😊
@Agatha The plan is a good one. Maybe go full Motley Crue and just launch it unbroken out of the window 😄
@Agatha 2 surgeries? Ouch! Yeah, I'm now officially retired from Superman duties. Especially as the desk has been used twice and the chair is in the shed 😄
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Will do. Not planning to even put the kettle on until 2024 haha
Sick Joy - i've got more than i need (and i don’t have much)
@homebird I know right. Maybe the NHS is now connected to my Uber account and they can see how often i tip.
@homebird Defo. Even got a choice of appointment times 😄
Shocking lack of respect to our beloved King at football grounds around the country today 😄
Forget Meldrew Point. I have somehow managed to be FIVE years older than the age at which Tony Hancock died.
Can't process.
@Azoriusmage Soundtracks apparently. Not bad at all. Ah..the Wonderstuff. 8 Legged Groove Machine still gets on my playlists