Found a random photo online of me asleep at Glastonbury in 1994. What are the odds?? Actually, I'm probably off my face rather than sleeping. It would account for the green socks...

Mates are back from Istanbul after seeing this.

Not jealous. I did the away where bottom-of-the table dogshit Southampton knocked us out of the Carabao Cup. They didn't. That game denied us a potential quadruple so really, if you think about it, I saw the ACTUAL once-in-a-lifetime game.

No. I'm not convinced either...

Every UK academic still justifying their active Twitter accounts...

Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box

https://youtu.be/n6P0SitRwy8

#cosomusic
#thisisyesterday

Sick Joy - i've got more than i need (and i don’t have much)

https://youtu.be/Dy2h-mIsww4

#cosomusic
#thisisthemodernworld

Marianne Faithfull - Broken English

https://youtu.be/gHrsv0NVa6k

#cosomusic
#thisisyesterday

Witch Fever - Congregation

https://youtu.be/Hauht0yPCuE

#cosomusic
#thisisthemodernworld

Sad times.

Madness - Embarrassment

https://youtu.be/P23Gqn6y8AI

#cosomusic
#thisisyesterday

Kid Kapichi ft. Bob Vylan - New England

https://youtu.be/omMN8o2UDlU

#cosomusic #thisisthemodernworld

Shocking lack of respect to our beloved King at football grounds around the country today 😄

OH away for 6 days. Can't cope.

Forget Meldrew Point. I have somehow managed to be FIVE years older than the age at which Tony Hancock died.

Can't process.

Came here from Twitter. 4 followers over 6 years...don't think Elon Musk will miss me 😆