@Route10

Would have been awesome if his plane was impounded.

@ToolPackinMama

"Honest! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!"

😎

@LaurelGreen @piquant00

What if they listened to it over three hours because they didn't know what a record skip was?

@Martha

My first thought was, "My god, they had a cobra at the party?".

A quick search and I found this (I still feel old, though):

https://www.vogue.com/article/the-cobrasnake-y2ks-archive-mark-hunter-book-indie-sleaze

@Razdawg22 @XaoslordErie

Bookmarked the recipe.

🙂

#Politics
#cosomusic

One for the Kamala campaign:

https://youtu.be/drGx7JkFSp4

@northernbassist

But the ones who practice, years later:

"Hey, wanna see me crack a walnut with my pinkie?"

You know, in hindsight, that pickup line never worked as well as I had hoped.

sigh...the life of a bassist...

#Politics

Stoking the fear, because he has nothing of substance.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4821089-donald-trump-kamala-harris-unconstitutional/

@PussyFootingAround

*everyone in the room turns and looks at Vance...

@Maude

To be honest, when I read "Lil Pumper", I thought this was going to be something to do with Vance.

@Maude

Pray tell, to where?

@feloneouscat

🎶 Pop Goes The Treasel!🎶

@Ryanmurphy

It's a slow process.

#Politics

Hmmm...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/x-appears-to-be-suppressing-trump-related-searches/ar-AA1ozsi2

A happy birthday wish for @damselfly59 !

@feloneouscat

🙁

@feloneouscat

😎

@Kinnison

New rule: The Men's team has to play wearing the exact same outfit.