@killingfloorman @JolieSaboteuse

He'd mess that one up as well and call him "Tom Roomba".

"You ever heard of those. Roomba. They want to take cleaning jobs away from Americans and have these government controlled robots spying on you as they clean your house. And they do a terrible job. Terrible idea. I don't want a government controlled robot in my house. You ever see the Jetsons? They had a robot cleaning the house. No one ever heard of robots before. They asked, 'Sir, do we need robots?'".

@JolieSaboteuse

Or...

@FrankCannon

Dammit.

Sorry for your loss Frank.

🫂

@TheNewsOwl

"Farmworker Appreciation Day"

🙂

@TheNewsOwl

"National Root Beer Float Day"

Yes!

@northernbassist

True story from days of yore:

On my way to Texas...

@Zevon @JV3MJD

You can see it in her eyes...

@tgraph52

For the connoisseur:

http://www.bumwine.com/

@peeppeepcircus @Maude

🐻

@GeezerWench @feloneouscat @Bix

We all know that he has nothing else to bring to the table, only childish names.

@th3j35t3r

And suddenly I realize after reacting to some of the posts that this thread is five years old.

🤨

@AskTheDevil @OldDude71

Myself included!

#books

My latest:

@Kurtroedeger "fluff butter" sounds like...

...you know what...never mind.

@Bix

Have him publicly give the definition of "communist".

@Kurtroedeger

As you wish...

@Kurtroedeger

Grilled!

@Kurtroedeger

I grew up on these. You have no power over me.

@CanisPundit @LnzyHou

I just received the same but with a different phone number.

🙄