OK, what is this about couch cushions?
@LiberalLibrarian
It's an emission, I mean ADmission, that JD Vance made in Hillbilly Elegy about his solo sex practices (I've heard).
@Helical_Code @LiberalLibrarian
Ohhhhhhhh
LL, you were not the only one wondering what it was about Vance and the couch cushions.
And OMG I'm glad I didn't google that. I just don't need that in my life right now.
@Helical_Code @LiberalLibrarian
🤔 It may or may not be true though?
I have never read Hillbilly Elegy, and frankly, I really don't want to. Ugh.
But I bit the bullet and googled. 😬 And it may just have been a meme someone made up (?)
@Helical_Code @LiberalLibrarian
And now I have "Did JD Vance Fuck a Couch" in my Google history.
Sigh.
@janallmac @Helical_Code @LiberalLibrarian
However, I think that similar to Trump supporters attending up at rallies wearing maxi-pads on their ears and diapers in a show of solidarity...
...those attending Vance speeches should demonstrate their support, right or wrong, by wearing latex gloves on their genitalia.
Just a thought.