I accidentally sent my skateboarding article to Thresher Magazine and now impressionable combines are trying kick flips

"Is this possible? Can a dream have bruised feelings?"

#StarTrek #FinalFantasy #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #FinalFantasyX #Tidus #DrPulaski #DataStarTrek

Science fact: If you took a human intestinal tract and stretched it from the Earth to the Moon, you would definitely get fired from NASA.

#NASA #Space

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"Spaceman Tilda Swinton isn't real, she can't hurt you"

Spaceman Tilda Swinton:

Despite the enlightened ideals of Starfleet, women captains are only unexpectedly transported 70,000 light-years across the galaxy for every 100,000 light-years a male captain is.

#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #WageGap #CaptainJaneway

Goncharov isn't the first film made to pass the Bechdel test, but it is the first film that Alison Bechdel personally saw which passed the test.

I really had high hopes for this year though

[after leaving JFK's birthday party]
me:
wife:
me:
wife:
me:
wife: really horny for a birthday--
me: REALLY horny for a birthday party!

The McRib is back. It's killed three guards and is looking for weaknesses in the perimeter fence.

Curiosity overtakes your fear and you slide the power switch on. Dormant circuits snap to life and the you are shown the title screen for Tetris. Then you are disturbed by a presence. You turn to see a shadow in the form of your little sibling is behind you, and would like a turn

The Public Domain sounds like what a Libertarian scifi author would name a dystopian society

It's wild that Tom Hardy is in a Star Trek movie as an iridescent glam villain, and that's the one everyone hates. Sorry Tom, it's nothing personal please don't be sad, your movie is not good, I still love you

#StarTrek #TomHardy #StarTrekNemesis

I hate when a guy from an alternate universe comes here and keeps saying for like 3 months "That's slightly different in my universe" Grow up

Hrrgn cyclops im trying to fix the timeline but im thicc and the clap of my cheeks keeps drawing the sentinels to my location

#Marvel #XMen #BorisVallejo