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There's two different 80s movies that involve Christopher Lloyd having his ride stolen for time travel purposes

So sick of people going to new social media websites instead of shitposting on Zillow

I need to make more Hoshi memes

#StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #HoshiSato #duolingo

Leonard Nimoy was offered 3 million dollars to have his ears surgically altered to be made Vulcan permanently.
He refused but I will absolutely sign up for that, who do I talk to about that getting check

#StarTrek #Spock #LeonardNimoy #Vulcan

STARBASE ENGINEER: ok, the work order says you need 500 consoles in the ship. Do you want to pay extra for the ones that don't explode?

STARSHIP CAPTAIN: we've evolved beyond the pursuit of money, and live for higher purposes, to--

STARBASE ENGINEER: 500 face exploders it is

#StarTrek #starfleet #FullyAutomatedLuxuryGaySpaceCommunism

I'm not a heavy drinker but I do really like when the wine bottle makes the DOOKODOOKDOOK sound and will pour a glass of wine to experience it.

One way Star Trek TOS has aged noticeably is when the crew experiences variations of space madness/shock at being in space. Which is fascinating because it actually mirrors the fears NASA scientists had about the psychological effects of space travel.

#NASA #Space #StarTrek

The Southern Painted Turtle has a distinctive stripe on its shell which scientists believe makes it go faster

#turtles #reptiles #herpetology

#StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #Picard #whamageddon #whamageddon2022

Are you happy to see me, or is that a banana? Are you covered in bananas? Are you, in fact, a banana tree and incapable of happiness no matter what?

christmas decorations go up bit earlier each year so we can fight global warming by tricking the atmosphere into snowing early yes I am a scientist thank you

Ugh, how embarrassing. The detective who suspects me of murder told me not to leave town and I said "you too" back.

All I Want For Christmas Is Y̶o̶u̶ For Video Game Characters To Wear Warm Clothes in Ice Levels

"finally...a honkblade specialist"

#FinalFantasy #FinalFantasyVIII #SquallLeonhart

The early bird gets the worm, but the even earlier bird gets that sweet Prometheus liver

#mythology #prometheus

*nervously tosses pokeball*

#Marvel #XMen #Wolverine #Pokémon