PUBLIC HEALTH NOTICE: Please, DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, make tonight's debate a drinking game. DO NOT take a drink every time Trump tells a lie, evades the actual question, or calls someone a playground name. YOU. WILL. DIE. Also do not take a drink for every over-used Trump phrase, like "believe me," "everybody's saying it," "can you believe it?," "I have the best/finest/most,", or "They say to me, 'sir'," among others. Again, YOU. WILL. DIE.