I get these GOP texts:
𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐑𝐒𝐂 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 & 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓
𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙽: David
The fake news media hasn't wasted a second unloading poll after poll that shows Kamala and the Radical Democrats TYING the race.
I have no clue where they seem to think my name is David (not even close) but it’s funny because I keep sending them messages back.
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#politics
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"𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘙𝘐𝘚 𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘚 𝘛𝘙𝘜𝘔𝘗'𝘚 𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘋" - WSJ
"...𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗷𝗼𝗹𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲" - The Hill
(me: YAY!!!!!)
But here's the thing – we don't buy it for a second!
(Me: Everyone is reporting it!, even Fox News!)
That's why with early voting set to begin in less than 25 DAYS we're working around the clock to conduct our own ACCURATE internal polling down the final stretch.
(You are burning money and he wants bigger crowds)
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There's just one problem, we're still waiting on YOU to complete the GOP's Flash Poll.
(Me: Fuck that noise!)
So, we have only ONE question for you, David: who will YOU be voting for?
(Me: Both links go to the same PLACE! LOL These people are chumps)
TRUMP & REPUBLICANS red-gop24.com/XOUtI
KAMALA & DEMOCRATS red-gop24.com/XOUtI
Thank you,
NRSC Polling Department
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SOOOOO, I sent a long text back that said Trump is a criminal and now they want extrajudicial response.
Poor David, I hope he is safe!
OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥
Ą̷͇̀l̵̩̓̕l̸̩͘ ̸̭̪̈́ť̷̝̍̆h̶̡̛̰̯̏͌a̷͕̞͋̂t̵̩͙͑̈́͝'̵̛̍́ͅͅş̴̬̱͝ ̷̗̊͠l̵͚̕͠ē̸̻͓̐͝f̷̧͙̀̑͝t̶͓̓͊̚ ̶̜̱̓͌́a̴͉͊r̶̡̩͛̀é̵̦̞͕ ̶̮̾ṫ̷̡͈̍ḧ̸̛͍́̊e̴̫̅ş̶̥̰̓e̴̟̪͌͂̇ ̷̞̅͊̚h̷̰͕͈͂e̶̡̹̜̚ŗ̸̗͈̾̇e̴̩̍͐ ̷̪͉̩̀a̵̡̱̐͑͝s̴͎͖̈́h̸͈͌́͜e̴͕̝̐̌ś̶͓̆ͅ.̵̩̉ ̵̱͊͑̀
I’m still wondering how my phone number got connected to “David” and even more, how did the GOP get my phone number? And why is a Republican passing off my number as his?
@feloneouscat David gave a wrong number or someone deliberately trolled your number? Just block 'em. Unless you're having fun messing with them that is.
No, it amuses me to copy and paste to their number. Someone is paying for SMS and it’s not me!
OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥
Ą̷͇̀l̵̩̓̕l̸̩͘ ̸̭̪̈́ť̷̝̍̆h̶̡̛̰̯̏͌a̷͕̞͋̂t̵̩͙͑̈́͝'̵̛̍́ͅͅş̴̬̱͝ ̷̗̊͠l̵͚̕͠ē̸̻͓̐͝f̷̧͙̀̑͝t̶͓̓͊̚ ̶̜̱̓͌́a̴͉͊r̶̡̩͛̀é̵̦̞͕ ̶̮̾ṫ̷̡͈̍ḧ̸̛͍́̊e̴̫̅ş̶̥̰̓e̴̟̪͌͂̇ ̷̞̅͊̚h̷̰͕͈͂e̶̡̹̜̚ŗ̸̗͈̾̇e̴̩̍͐ ̷̪͉̩̀a̵̡̱̐͑͝s̴͎͖̈́h̸͈͌́͜e̴͕̝̐̌ś̶͓̆ͅ.̵̩̉ ̵̱͊͑̀