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4. "If you go to a national park and you disregard the signs you're going to die. It's not a joke."
"Treat buffalo like field puppies? You're going to die. Try to pet the brown bear? You're going to die. See that moose and want to feed it? You're probably already dead. Oh look, a rattlesnake! *dead* Want to swim in Old Faithful? You're going to die painfully and completely dissolve into a soup. Shit is dangerous here."
They must've thought they were in JELLYstone Park and they wanted to have a picnic with Yogi and Booboo.
I remember visiting Yellowstone in the 60’s.
There were parents giving their kids candy to give to the bears. I shit you not. It was fucking insane. My Dad hit the gas so he wouldn’t see the carnage.