Lunch

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Got my unasked for wake-up call at 6 am. A cab I guess, but like from an old movie. The driver was sitting there blowing the horn until about 6:30. I imagine them being disabled and phoneless, seeing as how they couldn't walk to the door and ring the doorbell or call their passenger

Here's some important news.

Little Debbie snacks and Bugles are no longer to be sold in Canada, and nobody's saying why.

What's the penalty for smuggling contraband Oatmeal Creme Pies across the border?

Part of me really wants to be abducted by aliens. The other part of me also wants to be abducted by aliens. In summary, I would like to be abducted by aliens.

Seems like the people who have remained on Twitter are afraid to be outspoken and fearless. Sometimes I think everyone is talking in code

My friend Jack. First time allowed to drive into the city. His dad woke him Saturday morning. Where's the car? Jack had forgotten he drove and took the bus home. He also had forgotten where he parked. He and his dad spent the morning driving the streets of Manhattan looking for the car

What an ugly, dreary, rainy day. 🌧️

Had an appointment with a doctor at the hospital on Monday. Never been there before. The hospital is huge with many buildings. Walking out of the parking garage I felt like a kid fresh off the farm after getting off the Greyhound in the bus terminal.

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#help
Someone out there must know how I logon to CoSo on my iPhone. I don't want to have to leave but I will if this problem can't be fixed. CoSo tells me that my username or password are incorrect. But they're not. I can logon on my laptop using the exact same username and password. The correct username and password are programmed into my phone.
#help

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

#help
when I try to log on CoSo on my iPhone I'm told I'm using an incorrect password. But the password is not incorrect. I use it to log on with my desktop with no problem

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So you see that different diseases affect different percentages of the population. So that means that statistically there has to be at least one poor bastard who is suffering from absolutely everything

Lawyer jokes never work. Lawyers don't think they're funny and nobody else thinks they're jokes

Good morning friends

The end is nigh for Twitter. Most of my friends have fled. Along with anyone who has anything interesting to say. All Twitter is now is people asking inane questions and football.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Yeah yeah I know its almost over. But we haven't eaten yet. We eat fashionably late in this house.