Seriously, how did I live without knowing boba tea was a thing?

Just reminding myself that this exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5DEipIWh4

Colleague started a project late and needs shepherding, so I might have to stay at work late (sigh). I was thinking I might take off early, so I guess that's out. More waiting until I can play #JediSurvivor again..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvsZoAUNtJQ

A work café dad joke from last week:

I tried using beef stew as my password for that one website, but it wasn't stroganoff.

@MisterFoxGuy To add to the wonderfulness of bees, some of them fall asleep inside flowers holding another bee's feet.
https://www.boredpanda.com/bees-sleeping-flower-nature-wildlife-photography-joe-neely/

Work cafe's dad joke for today:

What does winter fat become?
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Spring rolls.

Downside to training today: no block of time large enough to check out for lunch. Upside to that? I get to leave early because I didn't take a lunch break.

I'd prefer the lunch break, tbh. *stomach growls* Don't worry, I had snacks.

@MisterFoxGuy I don't necessarily agree with "everything needs more cowbell" but they certainly make a good point.

Not on my bingo card but I guess it should have been:

Waking up at 3:30am with "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" on repeat.

I know the song showed up because I watched a "top Oscar-winning Best Songs" video a few days ago. But why, brain, why at 3:30 in the morning was it so important to remind me of that fact?

And this was my internal movie, of course, not the movie whose song it actually was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJiQ4uWgotU

@MisterFoxGuy I remember reading somewhere that the "repeat" part was just a marketing gimmick, and I felt bad for falling for it. At least my hair was clean.

Been a while since I did a Murdle, the design has changed!

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I’m pretty proud of myself for planning ahead enough to make overnight oats. No idea what we’ll have for dinner, though. #adulting

Maybe I'll finally figure out what offsides means now that we've got a soccer team of our own. Their first-ever home opener is this weekend! Go City!

Got a spam message with this as the subject line: You're invited (my name) ??

So am I invited or not, spam message? Even the spam is getting passive-aggressive nowadays...

A 💝 Day #DadJoke for you:

Why shouldn't you trust a chef on Valentine's Day?
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Because they'll dessert you.

My hubby has already heard me tell this one, but a #DadJoke for the #Sportsball game today:

What drink do they serve players when they sit down on the sidelines after the players have gotten flagged on a play?
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PenalTEA.

TIL, after nearly a year of playing #HorizonForbiddenWest and nearly 3 years of playing Horizon Zero Dawn, that if you shoot certain arrows at the machines’ legs, you can make them fall over. I thought you could only knock machines over by meleeing them with your spear. My gamer mind is blown.