"Who could possibly ignore a resume when it is delivered as a delicious pizza?”
LOTS of people, I assure you.
https://mossandfog.com/pizza-hut-will-deliver-your-resume-printed-on-a-pizza-box-to-prospective-employers/
"Okay, hire the dog, but tell whoever SENT it to get lost."
@estherschindler Seems they're out. I totally would have done it.
@estherschindler I would eat the bribe, then not hire the person because they tried a gimmick.
Lots of aspiring screenwriters have tried putting a screenplay in a pizza delivery. It's a great way to not only be sure that script isn't read, but to be remembered as a knob no one wants to work with.
Companies have to follow policies that make sure they treat every resume (or script) the same way so they're not accused of bias.
Even Pizza Hut probably wouldn't hire someone using this trick.
@estherschindler
Honestly, I have no idea what gets into some people.
"WHO COULD POSSIBLY IGNORE A RESUME IF IT'S ATTACHED TO AN ADORABLE PUPPY?"
"Okay, what the FUCK is THIS!?"
"There's a resume."
"A DOG has a RESUME? This dog isn't OLD enough to have a resume!"