NotTheOnion... or, well, actually The Onion.
The Onion is sold to new firm known as Global Tetrahedron
https://www.axios.com/2024/04/25/the-onion-sold-global-tetrahedron#
The CEO said on Threads:
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.
We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.
Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.
https://www.threads.net/@oneunderscore__/post/C6M8Qr0gPuW/
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@estherschindler I hope this is actually true.
@estherschindler hopefully they will be true to their word
“Globey Whosa Whatsa?”
“Did we write this?”
“Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?”
“Well, shit.”
“Is Lowe’s hiring?”
“Dunno. Heard they got bought by Globey Whosa Whatsa too.”
@estherschindler 👀