NotTheOnion... or, well, actually The Onion.

The Onion is sold to new firm known as Global Tetrahedron

https://www.axios.com/2024/04/25/the-onion-sold-global-tetrahedron#

The CEO said on Threads:
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.
We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.
Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.
https://www.threads.net/@oneunderscore__/post/C6M8Qr0gPuW/