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Foreigner
That is why I've teamed up with Medallion Man, the shop for medallion needs.
Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity.
For the strong silent type, a medallion the size of a hubcap will say what needs to be said.
Even singing medallions for the casanova who knows music is the food of love.
Model trains, doll houses, diapers, whatever your interests, we've got the medallion for you.
Don't forget, every woman knows if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family.
Hello, I am Fernando Martinez.
I think by now you known I am an emotional kind of guy.
People stop me in the street and say, "Fernando, what the hell is wrong with me?"
Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough aftershave to drown a household pet, but I still cannot get a woman.
I tell them, "you are an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, what kind of woman is going to respect you?"