Wait.... Full-height F-keys? I think this is the first time *EVER* in an Apple notebook!

WTF is going on on this page?

https://www.apple.com/macbook-pro-14-and-16/

I do like that it has an SD slot again. I do miss that. HDMI and MagSafe? Meh. I use a TB dock anyway.

Anyway, I have the last-gen 16" Intel MacBook Pro. I do need to boot Windows regularly, so I'll be sticking with this for a while.

GFDI, Apple... Didn't get rid of the notch in the iPhone 13 - and introduced it to a notebook!

I appreciate small bezels, but it's a laptop, I don't mind a 1/2" bezel on a laptop! Especially when it still has a big bezel on the bottom! Why not just move what's on bottom to be up top on either side of the camera, and shrink the *BOTTOM* bezel?

Kinda disappointed I can't find any easter eggs in the CoSo page source or developer console inspector… :-P

And I may be a keyboard nut. I have a few dozen in a cabinet in my garage.

Old school tactical unsuppressed, everyday carry suppressed, backup unsuppressed.

You can have my F12 keys when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Accidental "rm -rf ./*" when in the wrong directory for the win!

Or loss. Yeah, probably for the loss.

Oh no! Google+ is down, too!

(Shamelessly stolen from Twitter.)

I'm in the office for the first time in a while - and I forgot that my office mouse doesn't have horizontal scrolling...

/me pushes mouse wheel sideways, it just clicks.

Extreme closeup. #CatsOfCoSo

Before you call politicians "dumb" who constantly talk in a way that shows they have zero understanding of science - please remember that using terms like that is both ablest, and wrong.

"Dumb" historically meant "unable to speak". We only *WISH* these politicians would stop talking.

(Hence the term "deaf and dumb" - can't hear, can't speak, since many people who became deaf later in life can in fact speak.)

My parents’ cat looking particularly photogenic. #CatsOfCoSo

It's science!

Now they've updated to "Arriving by 7:00 PM" and the live tracking is gone. :-/

Yeah, UPS, I don't think it's going to be here by… <checks notes>… 4:00 PM. (It's currently 4:51 PM, and the truck has been in that same location for over 2 hours now.)