@th3j35t3r Elon's piety is newfound then, considering it's only been a few... (checks his feed) days since he last smeared someone who insulted him.

@BlastBunny Even sillier since the overwhelming majority of Twitter users aren't paying a dime through the App Store - even "Twitter Blue" nonsense.

@Dogofalltrees Apple's "option" special characters are *SOOO* much easier to use than Alt-three-numbers on Windows.

I use a few special characters often enough that I have their Alt-codes memorized, but for others, it's a pain having to look them up or use Character Map. On Apple? "I know it's option-something-on-the-top-row..."

@OctavioPadillaV The World Cup is in Qatar, a country notorious for literally killing people for being gay.

The raccoons found the bird feeder last night. And have zero fear of me.

@Juhstin One can only hope.

@etakeh The pre-1990 paintings are of his dad. Keanu sold *HIS* soul to make Bill & Ted 1, and so his own aging only slowed down starting with that.

@etakeh While immortal, not ancient yet. I see one where he was 39.9.

@Shelter I wouldn't know - went from a house with multiple broken storm doors to a house with no storm doors.

Storm doors apparently "aren't fancy", so fancy houses don't have them.

@jao Candied sweet potatoes (butter, brown sugar) not as a pie during main meal; pumpkin pie after meal for dessert.

@darcrich We're not neighbors, are we? Although I imagine there is more than one person worldwide doing fireworks right now.

Who the hell is doing fireworks *NOW*‽

@Gardenia I'm not even talking about Elongated Muskrat! I mean someone who drives a Tesla car in a Discord I'm in.

FFS… Me posting a meme making fun of Twitter is not an attack on you personally, Tesla owner….

“Workin’ 9 to 9 (Elon edition)” (parody) by Lindsay Crider #CoSoMusic

https://twitter.com/lindsay_crider/status/1593683876915777537

@LlamaMountainStudioArts AR-15 rounds (.223/5.56mm) go through *MULTIPLE* walls. It is a *TERRIBLE* home defense weapon. Huge opportunity for collateral damage. A shotgun with birdshot or a handgun (.38 special or .45 with "safety" rounds) is a far better choice for home defense. While still being excellent at "stopping a threat".

Woo!

@th3j35t3r is the target number currently accurate for the recent influx of people and associated backend expenses? If so, this is *GREAT*. If not, time to update the target number so we know how close we are.

Finished “A Christmas Story Christmas”. I gotta say, I don’t like the original. It was just too overplayed for too long.

But this? It hit just enough nostalgia to make me actually appreciate moments from the original, while being it’s own thing. B+, good flick.

@Robert3 @badkoukla BNo, Chili is a stew.

Pathfinder (roleplaying game like Dungeons & Dragons) night.

One character just rolled a *65* Perception check.

We're 11th level.