Well, it's somewhere, so...

Folks, what's your favourite euphemism for any of the contents of our scanties?*

Yes, yes, I'm talking about our 🍆s, 🍑s, and 🍒s. Positive euphemisms preferred, rather than terms you'd hurl at someone in a fight, but I'm more curious about range and regional quirks.

(And if your favourite euphemism isn't "cash and prizes", why not? 😉)

@MLClark

tadger(sometimes has connotations of the aforementioned member being small :tinydick: like)

Boaby

This lassie has more to say on names for members

youtu.be/F4gdq-42pIQ

😂😂

Justin bieber was a new one for me & im Scottish

@ecksmc

😂 KNOB GOBLIN.

Now that's a whole vibe.

But tadger is CLASSSSIC. Love it. 👌 Thanks for the laughs!

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@MLClark yeah knob goblin is a old classic 😂😂

Underused these days though lol

@ecksmc

My favourite part is that it invites the best of activities, so why *not* plant that subtle mental hint with one's partner?

("Knob Goblin? Don't mind if aahh do!" 😅)

Right, lads! You know what to do.

@ecksmc

😂 Oh sh--aving cream, now it has a whole character backstory. This just got dangerous!

@MLClark 😂😂

The journey of knob goblin vol-1 coming soon

@ecksmc

Please forgive me if I turn the pages of that volume verrrry carefully, and maybe with tweezers or a glove. 😂

@MLClark i knew where you were going with that as soon as i seen "pages" which jumped out at me

😂😂😂

I think 👇 😆

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