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For Christmas the guinea pigs got two little wooden castles for their pen.

They’ve chewed them up already.

They have hay and they have veggie snacks and they have their regular food but they gnawed the hideouts too.

It Chapter Two has a nice The Thing ripoff in it - the spider head - including the "You gotta be fucking kidding me" line!

Years ago, my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. ~ Elwood P. Dowd

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Mozart: Would you like to de-shed my butt?
Me: Dude, we are in the middle of an Arctic blast.
Mozart: Would you like to de-shed my butt?
Me:
Mozart:
Me: <de-sheds the Ausshole's butt>

@duglop I dont - Car wont start, water wont run and I may have frost bitten parts that weren't meant for frostbite. Its -5 here hasnt gotten warmer than that even though Noah says high of -3 we never hit it. Car on charger, space heater on the pipes - I hope this all fixes itself before the weds above zero temps.😂 oh yeah and :

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