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Mozart: Would you like to de-shed my butt?
Me: Dude, we are in the middle of an Arctic blast.
Mozart: Would you like to de-shed my butt?
Me:
Mozart:
Me: <de-sheds the Ausshole's butt>

@duglop I dont - Car wont start, water wont run and I may have frost bitten parts that weren't meant for frostbite. Its -5 here hasnt gotten warmer than that even though Noah says high of -3 we never hit it. Car on charger, space heater on the pipes - I hope this all fixes itself before the weds above zero temps.😂 oh yeah and :

@duglop For me, it was when the day started with a good long poop, it was a good day.

@Lulz4l1f3 I was playing around with my predictive text in a message the other day and after first three presses this is what I came up with
"No poop yet"
I still can't stop laughing

@duglop

How about if you can get us 1.3 M, you can have 1/2! 🤣

You know you are changing as you get older when you can't wait to do the things you hated doing when you were younger! Am I right?

@Spagesgallo1 you wanna get me another cool 1.3 M? SURE!!!! lol

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