So I got treated to some free entertainment twice today when I went to the mall... Two different fights at two different ends of the mall... I can go home now

@_txgal nope

@_txgal don't make me blink, things happen when I do that...

@_txgal now for my next trick...

If I weren't sober, the Buffalo Bills would have made me drink last night!

The reindeer quit, so I need 9 people to volunteer to pull my sleigh! The kids are waiting - who's gonna volunteer?

Hey good morning one and all Happy Christmas Eve day to you

Hell no because I probably curse in my sleep...

@R3dH00d instead of making a snow man we're going to have to make a mud man this year

Imagine if I had made this x-rated and instead said "the last thing you had in their mouth"... Yeah I'm already on that naughty list