Some kid rear ended our rental car, screamed that he was so fucked, then took off, driving so erratically, nearly side swiping several cars. Keep in mind, this fucker had vanity plates, so an easily memorizable license plate.

We call the police, get immediately put on hold for nearly 2 hours. First question they asked was if city property was damaged. Then we are told “we don’t send someone out for stuff like that. You can file a report online.”