I saw a recreation of what Cleopatra looked like and now I understand why people were like "you want me to raze JUST this city? I think I see another one over there."

Just once I want my cat to turn around and be like "you know what, you're pretty cool too, dude."

Ha, I found a blog I started in 2016 I forgot about. It was going to be a tech tips kind of blog but now it's going on my resume so recruiters and whatnot can see my history and skills without asking too many questions.

Cheesesteaks and selfies with my cat. That's a good day.

I have daytime pills I take for various sundries, I usually don't take them because they drop my blood pressure so much I get sick. Turns out it's my antidepressants.

So I can be less depressed and sick all day, or I can be regular depressed and not sick.

I say sweet because that completely details my plans for moving to the east coast. Buuuut that's my sister and she's more important than that

Sweet, I might have to move to Washington and help my sister and her kids get out of a shitty situation. Not abusive, but it might be getting there. And I hate shitty situations, so I get to be the big little brother.

The only thing I have going on is I'm getting my first professional headshot done on Monday. Life in the fast lane, baby.

I watched Operation: Fortune the other day and it was awesome! I love Guy Ritchie movies. Now I just need to get into a theater to watch the new Evil Dead.

The one thing I like about CoSo is @th3j35t3r doesn't use this site to blow his own ego. He just posts good vibes.

Pandas are adorably stupid and I want like 50.

Out of 50 posts I saw on the 'Book site, 2 were from a friend, the rest were ads, so now I'm over here relishing in 0 ads.

I finally have no mouth pain, so I've been eating like a king who is very high a lot of the time. I got KFC, Taco Bell a lot, and a BUNCH of pasta dishes. It's good to be able to eat again.

I think I finally fixed everything wrong with my mouth. I had a surprise abscess that ate so much of my gums that my dentist and two specialists were blown away by it. Now I need a bone graft but I think I'll just not do that. I've had enough done.

I'm back at the dentist to finish fixing this debacle I call a mouth. Hopefully today I'll look socially acceptable again.

Why does absolutely NOBODY on the Food Network wear gloves?

Y'all like rollercoasters?

Sunday: normal day
Monday: pass that test, great day
Tuesday: botched oral surgery and get a threat of eviction
Wednesday: take care of that eviction stuff
Thursday: mouth pain so bad I go home early from work and beg dentist for pain killer
Friday: regular day
Saturday: still in pain

I passed the Pentest+ test today! I'm going to take a short break from studying for a little while.

So the first thing I learned about Windows Server (a few minutes ago) is you have to pick the desktop option, otherwise you only get a command line. Oops.

And hell yeah I wear socks with my fuzzy shoes, because I love myself.

In other good news, Cosmo now sleeps on the couch like this. Always just this part touching me.