Hey everybody, I'm super pumped about this new Evil Dead movie. It's coming out April 21, 2023.

I've been working in IT since 2006 and every. Single. Halloween. I tell people my costume is a computer tech when it's really my work outfit I wore earlier that day.

And it still makes me laugh.

Welp, looks like I got kicked out of the illuminati. The frontman I was talking to was sharing the rules (I guess for the new kids) and they seemed SUPER specific, and one of them hit a nerve, so I cussed him out. Haven't heard anything back.

Also, all y'all have cool handles.

Hey CoSo, it's me again. Just saying hey because the only person I talk to all day is my cat Cosmo and she sucks at meaningful conversation. So hey.

I don't usually try to persuade people's opinions on things. I try to stay neutral. And I love movies. Love them.

But holy ass blazing donkey dicks that Rob Zombie Munsters movie was TERRIBLE!! Had absolutely no redeeming qualities. There was nothing funny in it. It was so boring.

I can't think of one good thing to say about it and calling a movie boring is, to me, the worst insult a movie can receive. But watching this was an insult to my brain so fuck this movie.

I watched that new Hellraiser last night and it was awesome.

For some reason it took 4.5 hours to get my 35k maintenance done. I'm scheduling the next one when I work so I don't waste half a weekend day sitting in a waiting room.

Made vindaloo for dinner. I still retain the title of the best curry chef in this specific apartment unit.

Excuse the pan, I'm a sloppy cook. This turned out pretty good.

Cooking a tikka tonight. Haven't made a curry in a really long time. Tomorrow I'll be making a vindaloo. Made a lot of curry base I need to use, along with something called "magic sauce" that's pretty hot.
I'll post a picture when it's finished.

I got an email saying I could join the illuminati just by replying and saying yes. So I did. Biggity bam.

Especially the orange Foot, with the guns. I had to rage quit to get out of that nightmare.

I just triggered the anti cheat feature in the new Ninja Turtles collection game. Apparently it spawns so many Foot members they stun lock me forever.

Finally going to watch Everything Everywhere All At Once, the new season of What We Do In The Shadows and The Boys.

"Why are you in therapy?"
Because almost everyone I've ever spoken with has told me I should go.
"What are your goals?"
Damn, man, I don't know. I'm here because I'm a follower. The exact correct number of people said I should do a thing and so it stuck.

Goodnight sleep paralysis demon. Goodnight that thing under my bed. Goodnight WTF IS THAT IN THE CORNER.

It's good to have friends. 🙏🙏

Are people posting about their kids using their age instead of name? Or are people naming their kids numbers?

The itching has finally stopped. MOST of the flaking has also subsided. Just have a few scabs left. Tattoos are fun /s.

Having them is fun. Getting them sucks.

Finally watched the final season of Better Call Saul and ho. Ly. Shit. That entire series was incredible. Way better than Breaking Bad.