Commercials don't need to be longer than 10 seconds. Show me the product, tell me what it does, then fuck off. These 3 minute commercials are so annoying.

@dr_zooks
They just need to show a picture and shout a quick description.
"COKE! IT'S A SODA!"
"ADIDAS: SNEAKER FOR RUNNING!"
"FIDELITY INVESTMENTS: MONEY THINGS!"

Would be so much better 😂

@avawingz that's EXACTLY it!
"It's a liquid. Drink it!"
"It's paper. You write on it."

I don't need a story about family or some adventure. It's like those god forsaken recipe websites that tell you their entire life story before getting to the food part.