UUUUGGGGHHHH why are the margins in the blue wall SO SHIIIIIIIT

@POOetryma huh, i wonder why they're not calling WA or NM yet? or NE...AP called VA for harris too

@POOetryma

@InUnfunky let's be real, she was a poor fit for that douchebro's weed-huffing muskrat-worshipping edgelord shitfest anyway. she wouldn't have moved the needle and he would have just asked a bunch of stupid questions like "WhAt iF yOu GeT yOuR PeRiOd?"

@POOetryma what source are you looking at? mine's from AP. MN was red when they had like 10% reporting but now it's turned blue.

oh good, minnesota is sorting its shit out 🫠

@SmirkingRaven NOPE!

@CanisVeritum oh they won't even announce it, they'll just start acting on that shit and if anyone complains they'll go "what? you knew we were gonna."

@BMO316 oh i'm sure there are some democrats who don't like her, but it's not the moderates. and those that don't should fucking know better than to backstab their own party when Cheeto Mussolini is on the ballot. but if we've learned anything, it's that we've learned NOTHING from 2016.

@BMO316 BECAUSE SHE WAS THE MOST LOGICAL CHOICE. it was either tap the VP - which has happened DOZENS OF TIMES BEFORE - or have a contested convention 3 MONTHS before election day, splinter the party into a billion pieces and forfeit any hope of stopping trump.

and don't fucking tell me you voted for biden but NOT her, that's not how it works.

also you still didn't name a woman.

@BMO316 which doesn't make any sense to me because she IS a moderate democrat. and i'm sorry but i'm fucking sick of hearing "the party put up one of the most unpopular candidates" WE VOTED FOR HER FOR VICE PRESIDENT. WE VOTED FOR HER TO BE PRESIDENT IF THE OLDEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY DIED. AND WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALWAYS THE WOMAN WHO'S "the most unpopular candidate" HUH?! WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALWAYS THE WOMAN WHO'S DISLIKED? FOR A DOLLAR NAME A WOMAN Y'ALL LIKE.

@carmen i figured NC was irrelevant and she could do without GA but i would like to see the math on the rest. especially AZ.

@Minholkin i am thinking about who needs me tomorrow, and i can't help feeling like i failed her. like her precious life is going to be cut so short because of circumstances beyond her control.

i hate this. so many of my neighbors want my family dead.

if none of these shifts overnight we are turbofucked.

@sentientdessert same. when biden dropped out my kneejerk reaction was to tell my daughter she wouldn't be voting when she turns 18 after all. i had hoped i would be proven wrong, but i forgot why i'm a pessimist in the first place.

@SimplyZippy bringing back Tina fey's sheetcaking, nice!

@JoyfullyDazed I was feeling so zen earlier today... now I can't stop shaking...

@Horrrflmlvr shouldn't the early votes have already been counted?

@JeniRizio @countZZero Mexico can reclaim mine any day now...