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love it when the media sane-washes WAR CRIMES

@sentientdessert send like most of the time a pop-up saying "THIS IS A LIE" would suffice

@JanetZumba_FalPals it's more about Trump threatening another insurrection (and lying about the last one) than what Biden has in place.

recent photo of Steven Spielberg

the trump one is easy, AI Trump speaks in complete sentences

🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE REACT TO THIS APPROPRIATELY🚨🚨🚨

@JulesofJoy i want it to be over because if i'm going to live through my country's descent into autocracy, there's no point putting it off. just drop the blade and get it over with.

@TrueBloodNet ok, how about reasons not to sink into depression over the impending death of our democracy?

someone give me a reason not to spend the next 3 weeks crying pumpkin spice tears into a gallon of haagen-dasz

These fascists bitch endlessly about "activist judges" and "weaponizing the judicial system" while laying bare their hypocrisy. I guarantee he only won because of lower turnout in the '22 midterms, and now we're stuck with this Nazi for 4 years.

ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, PEOPLE. VOTE IN EVERY SINGLE ONE.

KIDS: AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

COPS: this is what you see when you do drugs!

KIDS: like a hallucination?

COPS: no, like you see this and think it looks good

KIDS: AAHHHHHHHH!!!

@th3j35t3r late-game Animal Crossing be like

I'm honestly sick of hearing about Israel war-criming it up in the Middle East but this might be the wildest framing so far. It's been awhile since I took a geography class but I'm pretty sure the LEBANESE capitol is not part of Israel OR Gaza? meaning this attack is not part of that particular conflict and may, perhaps, indicate that Israel is also at war with Lebanon? but that would mean Israel is creating a multinational war... a WORLD war, if you will...

Texas is running for national leader in disenfranchisement, and the last sentence (combined with the knowledge that young people skew Dem) is exactly why

maybe it's because dumbshits keep voting for Republicans who skew significantly older (and whiter, and more male...) These people are supposed to represent me but if I vote for someone who actually looks like me it's iDeNTiTy PoLiTiCs

@northernbassist @sentientdessert Mac ruh may

business idea: "breastaurant"/bar & grill for ass men where the waitresses wear itty bitty pleated skirts, call it "whiskey & skirt"

if nobody gets that reference I will feel so old

so it's the opposite of a swamp cooler? how the hell will that cool the air? moreover, how the hell do swamp coolers actually cool the air? I mean yeah the humidity makes hot days feel like you're trying to breathe soup but what I need is to feel like I climbed inside my freezer. can either of these machines do that?

also oh no not 4% of emissions! remind me again what percentage of emissions comes from industrial pollution?