the trump one is easy, AI Trump speaks in complete sentences

🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE REACT TO THIS APPROPRIATELY🚨🚨🚨

These fascists bitch endlessly about "activist judges" and "weaponizing the judicial system" while laying bare their hypocrisy. I guarantee he only won because of lower turnout in the '22 midterms, and now we're stuck with this Nazi for 4 years.

ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, PEOPLE. VOTE IN EVERY SINGLE ONE.

KIDS: AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

COPS: this is what you see when you do drugs!

KIDS: like a hallucination?

COPS: no, like you see this and think it looks good

KIDS: AAHHHHHHHH!!!

I'm honestly sick of hearing about Israel war-criming it up in the Middle East but this might be the wildest framing so far. It's been awhile since I took a geography class but I'm pretty sure the LEBANESE capitol is not part of Israel OR Gaza? meaning this attack is not part of that particular conflict and may, perhaps, indicate that Israel is also at war with Lebanon? but that would mean Israel is creating a multinational war... a WORLD war, if you will...

Texas is running for national leader in disenfranchisement, and the last sentence (combined with the knowledge that young people skew Dem) is exactly why

maybe it's because dumbshits keep voting for Republicans who skew significantly older (and whiter, and more male...) These people are supposed to represent me but if I vote for someone who actually looks like me it's iDeNTiTy PoLiTiCs

so it's the opposite of a swamp cooler? how the hell will that cool the air? moreover, how the hell do swamp coolers actually cool the air? I mean yeah the humidity makes hot days feel like you're trying to breathe soup but what I need is to feel like I climbed inside my freezer. can either of these machines do that?

also oh no not 4% of emissions! remind me again what percentage of emissions comes from industrial pollution?

this lady just did an ad supporting Ted Cruz. I hope she gets primaried to hell.

lmfao these people are straight up delusional. the only reason I know Cruz is even running is a single tiny-ass sign in front of the public library and the deluge of ads from ALLRED about all the women harmed or killed by Ted's abortion ban. Come on... TED 😂

lol that's not Cruz pulling to the center. that's Cruz misrepresenting the steady 5% of Texas polling respondents who call themselves Democrats but then support every far-right policy and candidate on the ballot.

you know, Dixiecrats.

this should be much bigger news, I actually find this even more shocking than their endorsement of Harris. it's one thing to argue that you're a Republican but you can't support Trump for president because he's an existential threat to democracy. but extending that to Senate Republicans? I mean is that even their argument? or has the GOP cancer basically turned them into Democrats?

I HATE SPOOKY SUMMER

WHAT THE FUCK LADY

hey MAGA, what were y'all saying about gas prices?

"make childcare more affordable!"

[implements free Pre-K for the most expensive age group]

"NO NOT LIKE THAT!"

😒

one of our best, most underrated and underappreciated presidents 💙 Reagan did you so dirty, Jimmy, I hope you enjoy your centennial!

let's make 2 things explicitly clear:

1) as the pro-union candidate, Harris needs to come out fiercely defending the longshoremen and demanding they get the higher pay they deserve

2) no, supply chain snarls & retail shortages do not justify price increases; Harris must warn businesses that price hikes will be considered gouging & denounce for-profit exploitation of legal & healthy labor strikes.

even the fucking Daily Beast is pulling "both sides" bullshit. they don't want politicians to come and Harris is NOT COMING. Harris has explicitly said she doesn't want to interfere with emergency services.

do they really? because Beto was delivering bottled water and generators while Fled Cruise was in Cancun during the Texas freeze, and motherfuckers still re-elected the guy that broke the goddamn grid in the first place.