there's a reason it's a temptation, not an obligation. listening to hickory nuts falling is an act of rebellion, not a remedy, to the demands of a capitalist society.

....................... well now I just feel personally attacked

(or they're attacking my husband who obsessively photographs every family outing like he's going for a Pulitzer)

no, it's something capitalists force us to do. implement UBI, socialized medicine, guaranteed housing, make sure our NEEDS are met and watch how traffic jams disappear as people accept only the most accommodating jobs, watch how we have time to slow down because we don't have to sell every second of our lives to labor for someone else's profit.

no, bitch, to the checkout line. you don't tell the kid to hurry up when they're at home playing with blocks, do you? or do you want your grocery store errand to take 3 hours while all the food spoils and the kid wanders around aimlessly, blissfully unaware that food refrigeration requirements don't account for toddler ADHD?

YES. YES IT IS. I would expect New Yorkers to be a bit more familiar with the concept of passive suicidal ideation.

worrying is literally a survival instinct. we mentally jump into the future and plan for scenarios so we're prepared to put those plans into action when the need arises. the caveman who worries about the predators that could come into the cave in the night survives by blocking off the entrance. the one who doesn't gets eaten.

ok now what would have happened if you weren't rushing? you would have missed the train, meaning you would have arrived late. if you were going to work, being late could mean you're fired. now you have no income, no way to pay bills, your utilities are shut off, you're evicted and now you're homeless. so yeah I'd say a skinned knee is a small price to pay to avoid all that misery.

this is some idiotic, elitist bullshit. SOME OF US GOTTA MAKE RENT, SUSAN.

(I really need to make a whole batch of Hazbin Hotel gifs, including "ugh, SUSAN")

Republicans hate Christians, pass it on

okay wtf is the point in a deal that only puts this off for A WEEK?! JUST FUND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT ALREADY YOU CRETINS

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so basically Lindsey Graham was lying through his teeth when he went on TV and declared his support for IVF, but what else is new?

it's staggering that McConnell is stepping down as leader but not retiring, and not until after the election, but it's more staggering that the republican party has lurched so far right that LICH FUCKING MCCONNELL is now "out of step" with the party. hoisted by his own petard indeed.

a reminder for anyone who thinks there's an alternative to Biden

gee I wonder who's funding that Blueprint group, No Labels?

also I'll repeat that just because an idea is popular doesn't mean it's correct.

yeah let's not talk about the fact that fracking has caused 3.3 magnitude earthquakes in DALLAS, TEXAS that's all completely normal nothing to see here yaaaay fracking!

(there's also a whole pro-fracking/fossil fuel propaganda wing of the Perot museum, it's disgusting)

oof, I'm late today 😩

this whole article is basically framed as "young progressives are stupid for caring about the environment"

IT'S FUCKING FOOD, PEOPLE COME DURING "PEAK HOURS" BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN FUCKING MEAL TIMES ARE YOU CRETINOUS CAPITALIST GOBLINS

........................ it contains what now