TIL Colby Nolan was a housecat who was awarded an MBA in 2004 by Trinity Southern University, a Dallas-based diploma mill, sparking a fraud lawsuit by the Pennsylvania attorney general's office.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_awarded_human_credentials#Cats
@estherschindler seems like something I could start doing this weekend. Clark is a good boi, he needs a degree in sploots.
Nah, I'd rather work with @Fiikus_goddess to establish Royal titles for people's pets.
Like Pietro Von Puppybutt of the Von Puppybutts
Or
Lord Barkcaster, a Duke of Woofenshire.
Okay coso, who needs a title for their furbabies.
@Kurtroedeger 🙋🏻♀️ I posted pic of the duo earlier.
@misslovelymess @estherschindler @Fiikus_goddess what do you current call them?
@misslovelymess @estherschindler @Fiikus_goddess
Master Quincy, Earl of Walkies
Viscount Kramer, Protector of the Hoomans
@misslovelymess @estherschindler @Fiikus_goddess
Gunner Greve Papu, Sheriff of Woofenshire, Sniffmaster Extrordinare
@misslovelymess @estherschindler @Fiikus_goddess
Herr Clarkenbarkenfarter, Deputy Sheriff of Woofenshire
@misslovelymess @estherschindler @Fiikus_goddess
Lord Barkcaster, Duke of Woofenshire, also known as Señor Barkybutts
@Kurtroedeger @misslovelymess @estherschindler @Fiikus_goddess
Is times like this... And so many others... That I'm really REALLY glad I know you... 😊🐶🤣
@Fiikus_goddess @altamaha @InvaderGzim @misslovelymess @estherschindler
Title applications are accepted any time.
Apply with a pic of your pet and what you currently call them and a note on any unique traits they have.
😂❣️
@damselfly59 @altamaha @Fiikus_goddess @InvaderGzim @misslovelymess @estherschindler
Lt. Wyatt of the Protector of the Dragon Brigade, Guiding Light to the Pack
#pettitles
@Kurtroedeger @altamaha @Fiikus_goddess @InvaderGzim @misslovelymess @estherschindler
Rowan is my girls support dog now 11s. He is a talker, Huge for a doodle hip high and 120lb, toy hoarder, judgemental and loves being dressed up in human clothes. He grabs a bit of clothing and leads us around when we aren't where he thinks we should be💙
@Kurtroedeger @altamaha @Fiikus_goddess @InvaderGzim @misslovelymess @estherschindler
💙 💙 💙
#PetTitles
I am loving this! Much appreciated smiles today. I will reach out later for my remaining and drop some extra $ to Cosofunds for these much appreciated titles. This. is. Awesome. And highly entertaining getting to know other nauts pets💙
@damselfly59 @Kurtroedeger @altamaha @InvaderGzim @misslovelymess @estherschindler
Very much the same ❤️
@damselfly59 @altamaha @Fiikus_goddess @InvaderGzim @misslovelymess @estherschindler
Rowan the Strøng, Protector of the Dragonborn, Master of the Cloth
#pettitles