This is supposed to be satire, but disturbingly accurate as any #cosoteachers will attest.
How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-we-will-separate-you-from-any-lingering-hope-and-other-important-topics-of-todays-faculty-meeting
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There are ten students in person with you (Hostages) and ten students being dragged behind you in a rickety wagon (Captives). You are teaching from a runaway train traveling 110 miles an hour toward the edge of a cliff....