(at first I thought this was a spoof, but no, real study.)
These researchers hooked a plant up to a lie detector. Asked if it was alive, the plant said “yes” but this was determined to be a lie. Also there was uranium involved for some reason. [PDF]
/nosanitize
@corlin I. How. Wait. Now I have to know how they managed to ask the plant is alive. Ok I’m saving that to read when I have enough bandwidth to understand methodology