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(alert sounds on my phone)
Seven years already?!?
Time to break another mirror, I guess.

This is my life EVERY DAMN DAY at work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdKa9bXVinE&t=5s

VP: I don't know why this assembly is so expensive.
Me: Yes.

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Just a totally normal, not weird, guy eating a hotdog.

I created an Anti-Dating app. You sign up, read profiles, and then swipe either left or right to agree to never interact with that person ever in the real world. What a relief.

Star Trek VI teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfkkhEbUlY

This teaser is a deep, deep cut and not atypical for Lower Decks. The first half is a lift from the Star Trek VI movie teaser trailer (see link in thread). This show slays me and even though it's funny without them, you're really missing out if you don't get the "in jokes".

https://youtu.be/0jTyLSP-sTM

Sweet Marvel Jesus, I laughed!
OK, look, you already know whether or not you like this particular brand of vulgarity laced humor and bloody, comic violence. I had a blast and this movie re-invigorates the MCU, which has fairly shaky since Endgame. I may even go back while it's still in the IMAX.
If you're going to go, go before the cameos are spoiled. The surprise is half the fun.
Disclaimer: "I am easily entertainedᵀᴹ"

A useful lesson if my name is Inigo Montoya, I guess...

I believe in unintelligent design. There's must be a god because a world this stupid couldn't happen by random accident.

It's National Talk in an Elevator Day!
How miserable, but the good news is the other 364 days of the year are Shut the Hell up in an Elevator Day.

“It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.”
― Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

“Trust. It was a word that only liars used. A word the truthful had no need of.” - Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings

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Now that Biden is a lame duck President with the legal powers of a King he should expand the Supreme court by executive order. Can he do that? Of course not, but he should do it anyway and give the Republicans a taste of their own chaos. Let them expend all their energy straightening that out.

Reposting this oldie because of Time Bandits getting a reboot.

A LOT of people have been posting this on Facebook, mostly by people who won't let go of their 'MAGA' friends, and it makes me want to scream. No, you can't pretend both parties are basically the same. Anyone voting for Trump in 2024 is either too willfully ignorant or too much of a cruel bigot to remain friends with. There must be consequences for being such a terrible person. Cut them off. You shouldn't love and respect someone who doesn't love and respect you.