When life gives you lemons...

Seems like it wouldn't be that hard to convince Elon Musk to blast himself with gamma radiation to turn himself into a superhero. Just sayin'.

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Hey, it's a nice phone.

Memories from the before time...

As I go through the questions, I can't help but wonder how anyone could wind up in the blue quadrant. It boggles my mind.

https://www.politicalcompass.org/test

(Trump answers phone)
"Hello, Greatest president of all time, this is IT and we need to verify your password."
Trump: "I don't know my password"
"It's probably on the back of a business card in your wallet that reads 'Donald Trump - Stable Genius'"
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/08/10/trump-campaign-hack-00173503

Trump: "OK, do you have a pen?"

It's too dangerous to go alone...

Orange county just issued a tornado warning, but I'm pretty sure a tornado is the type of weather pattern that doesn't take kindly to a warning.

It's Smokey the Bear's 80th birthday. How hard should I celebrate another guy trying to delegate his job to me?

Finally! Something I can make good use of...

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I got spammed via snail mail today, which I find hilarious.
Tomorrow, I expect a post card from a Nigerian Prince.

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OK, Duolingo, now we're getting somewhere...