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Cool dude putting on sunglasses? No, that's just me putting on my normal glasses.

I bet when they first invented indoor plumbing the first guy to get it got a lot of disgusted side eye from outhouse users when he announced, "I can shit INSIDE my house now!"

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Movie Idea:
Vampire Walrus

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Yeah, it's that kind of year...

After I'm done celebrating the 4th of July, I never know what to do with the other 3/4th of July.

My Boss in 30 Billion Years: That's it, you're a second late, you're fired!

You are 25 times more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than by a shark...
...and I've been ordered by the court to apologize for that.

Happy 4th of July!
Hopefully I won't blow anything up today.
I mean, I'm not planning to, but I don't want to jinx it.

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The one and only good thing about this is that as soon as someone tells me they agree with this SCOTUS I have one less person I need to speak to ever again. I don't care how long I've known you or even if we're related, this is an instant cut-off. You are irredeemable.

I'm so angry about this SCOTUS that for the first time I'm honestly considering whether I need to start planning an exit strategy.

I got a message from past me...

I went to see 'Kinds of Kindness' yesterday and, oh boy, is this one f-ed up movie. I mean that in the very best way. It's going to be bouncing around in my head for a long time. This is not necessarily an endorsement. If you didn't like 'Poor Things' I suspect you'll like this even less. If, however, you crave the bizarre there's a lot to chew on here.

(My next movie is Despicable Me 4 on Wednesday, so I may get tonal whiplash)

Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine DopamineDopamine Dopamine Dopamine Dopamine

Isn't there a group of miners turned astronauts we can send to bomb the asteroid and change its course?

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Then they get all huffy about the fact I no longer want to speak to them. "We don't hold your political views against you", they say. Well, of course not. Big deal! My progressive attitudes reveal I have some empathy (a barely tolerable weakness in their view). Their conservative dogma demonstrates they are assholes. We are not the same!

The only rational I ever get from conservatives for the need to make this country so shitty is that the US "can't financially afford" not to be shitty. The problem is I've really studied the resources available to this country and we absolutely "can financially afford" not to be shitty.

Of course, this doesn't even speak to the fact that their god tells them to be bigots.
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