I'm not usually one for inspirational messages, but this one really got to me. It's hanging in the kitchen.

Sometimes, when the day comes to a close, I get that pang that I'm sure we all do at times: "Have I failed to offend someone today?"
I'll just have to try harder tomorrow.

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How long do I have to wait?

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So far, so good...

Is there no decency left in the world?!?

Just my periodic reminder that if I ever had a boss as good as Hank Scorpio I would kill someone on the way out for them.

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Ah yes, 5 years ago when I got my Global Entry card because I was hoping to do more international travel. As always, I have impeccable timing. 😂

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Jacob Burns Film Center: We're hosting a Summer Action series of classic movies called "Big Trouble in Little Pleasantville"
Me: That sounds great, I'd love to see "Big Trouble in Little China" in the theater!
Jacob Burns Film Center: Oh, no, that's not part of the series.

Don't take your emojis out in the heat today...

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The Internet really has changed everything. Before the Internet, if you thought to yourself, 'I should look that up on the Internet', it would be immediately followed by 'whatever the fuck that is.'