Just storing these for next year...

When people catch me muttering to myself, I ask them to please wait because I'm in the middle of an intelligent conversation.

Honestly, this was me in High School.

I love this.

https://www.deviantart.com/happymasky/art/Medieval-Scooby-942799323

Someone asked me for a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. I gave them a copy of the video from 'The Ring' instead. I'm not a monster.

"If you're from the future who's the President in 2025?"
Donald Trump
"The Reality TV hack?!?"
and here's a picture of his administration!

Doc Brown slams and locks the door, then calls the cops while I fade from existence.

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I am sick to death of wishy-washy, weasel words like "vaccine skeptic". It's "anti-vaxxer lunatic". Be clear. This kind of bullshit is why we are in so much trouble right now!

Anybody drop this?

Barnacle porn (SFW, unless you are aquatic?)
http://vimeo.com/7461478

In case you needed just one bit of good news The Onion has bought Info Wars.

https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

https://apnews.com/article/onion-buys-infowars-alex-jones-6496f198d141c991087dcd937b3588e9

Trump wanted Oswald Cobb for Attorney General, but it needed to be explained to him that it was a fictional character.

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The success of the Republican party is based on training people to be proud of their shitty behavior instead of feeling guilty for it. An undercutting of the very fabric of society. A nation of self-righteous, selfish bullies.

So many of these Trumpers are looking forward to getting our country "back on the right path". I have absolutely no idea how anything Trump intends to do would be "the right path". Part of me wants to ask them to detail what this "right path" is, but I'm afraid their answer would just infuriate me.

If you forgot how to open your options just stand at a blank wall, look to the upper right and blink three times rapidly, look to the lower left and blink three times rapidly. This will open your settings. Look at 'Options' and blink twice, then look at 'Opt-Out Preferences' and blink twice. Change your settings there and don't forget to 'Save Preferences'! If you lost your manual, sheesh, that's what google is for!

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