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Tomorrow is election day so now I know what Schrödinger's cat felt like waiting to find out if the radioactive isotope decays.

The fictional character I am in my head
The fictional character I am in real life

Thanks, Voyager, now my mom is going to be asking why I don't call.

Since today was the day to turn the clocks back I also remembered to change my batteries.
"You're smoke detector batteries?"
...uum, yeah, sure...

the-reframe.com/apology-not-ac

Yes, it'll take you a few minutes, but it's worth the read.
"Apology Not Accepted"

Happy Godzilla Day, to all that celebrate!
On his 70th birthday let us remember this holy agent for without him who would devour the Christmas angel?

If you are on the East Coast, you may now begin to enjoy the hour that will be erased. Anything goes!

Little known fact.
Car horns sound like a goose because the original horn on the Model T was just a goose strapped to the steering column.

I'm so stressed, nervous and nauseous over the pending election.
My sister: "So nauseous you can't eat?"
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves just yet.

Now that Halloween is behind us it's time to brace ourselves for the scariest holiday: Election Day

Wow, I just had to shut the outside lights off and I usually leave them on until 9 (although I can't remember the last time I had Trick or Treaters after 8).

More than twice as many kids as I typically get. I got some extra candy yesterday since it was going to be so warm today, I figured on more than usual but I still got wiped out!

The worst thing about the movie ET is the implication that his shipmates never would have missed him if he hadn't called.

"Weren't there eight of us?"

ACTUAL QUOTE!

Trump: "I want to protect the women of our country ... I'm gonna do it whether the women like it or not"

100% not creepy, right?

"You've made your bed, now lie in it."
What the hell are you talking about?!? I just made that bed.

youtu.be/jlsd1wZ9jF4

Also, after you're done voting, maybe it's time to dump these Trump-loving chumps?

Randy Rainbow's back for one more pre-election parody.
youtu.be/KbuOVqpuifM

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