Bezos rebuttal, first draft.

There's nothing quite like personalized E-mails...

It is done (boring sticker and all).

I'm having MacDonald's Quarter Pounders shipped in from Colorado for each and every person in the poster. My treat!

Look, if you're one of those "I could NEVER vote for a Democrat" types, you could still maintain the smallest modicum of decency and just opt out of voting this year. Just saying.

As election day approaches, I'd like to say one good thing about Donald Trump

(I was going to say, "He's not immortal", but I'm going to wait eagerly for evidence of that first.)

Happy National Black Cat Day!

(RIP, you beautiful little nightmare)

The only argument against abortion is "God told me it was wrong"
So, I asked God if abortion was wrong, and she told me, "Of course not".
What, your god disagrees? Well then you got suckered by a lying go-between. I suggest you talk to God directly and ask to see some ID.

"I'm gonna build a Social Media site...with blackjack...and hookers..."
Bender, NO!

Do I have to post this every Halloween? Yes, yes, I do.
(Ringwald and Molly is 21 years old?!? That can't be right.)

https://youtu.be/s26Lm4dk4So

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"Pulling Their Onions"
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I'd be laughing if I wasn't so busy crying.

I wonder whatever happened to the "butter pants" company...

You know she's voting Kamala this year. She'd much rather he be in jail.

What is this "radio" thing?

You really want to torture someone? Forget a Voodoo Doll and make a Voodoo Router to fuck with their Internet.

Today's Connections, I just can't decide if I love it or hate it.

If I study really hard, I think this might finally be the year I pass the Turing test.

Jesus! (would hate this)
Fuck every single one of these unrepentant psychopaths.
Completely depressed over the 22% (!) of Democrats.
I can only hope to hang my hat on the fact that only weirdos answer the phone for surveys (I hope).