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Sure, in theory, but the problem is things like this are almost invariably posted by bigots trying to explain why I shouldn't be shaming them for it. I'm not playing in the same sandbox as someone who is going to take a crap in it.

BRB, I have to go add more detail back into the Wikipedia plot summary of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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Finally, robots that will watch your kids, walk your dog, maybe paint a picture, freeing you up to do the things you love like doing the dishes, cleaning the house, and working in an emerald mine.

At the first Mars colony:
The good news is that we're out of potatoes, but we have other things to eat.
The bad news is that we're also out of bricks.

"I don't need to see your ID"

Listen, you're going to look at this ID, squint hard, then look at me and back at the ID or we're going to have a problem, OK?

It was always, "Socrates, what is the nature of truth?", "Socrates, what are you having?", "Socrates, what should I order?"; but never once did any of you guys say, "Socrates, hemlock is poisonous." - Steve Martin

Snorfing : (SNORF ing) (n.) The little game waitstaff love to play of waiting until your mouth is full before sneaking up and asking, "How is everything?"

I'm normally not a big fan of scammers, but in this case I'll allow it. At least the money wasn't going to Trump.

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Finding gullible suckers on Truth Social has got to be like shooting fish in a barrel.

gizmodo.com/truth-social-users

In real life, time travelers are as concerned about the 'Law' of Causality as you are about jaywalking.

At one third the speed of light red light appears green, so the next time you run a light you could try the Doppler Effect defense, but I think the resulting speeding ticket would be much worse.

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