Happy 'Sandwich that tastes like Sandwich with Chicken' Day to those that observe it.

God approves this message!

Hey, I'm just kidding. I know most people don't ever read any books at all.

Illustration from the patent for the game "Operation".

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Truer and truer every year.

Don't be lazy. Do both.

"What the hell are you doing? I'm trying to sleep!"
"I gotta print out this term paper for tomorrow!"
https://youtu.be/tEJYNtI2ul4

Every damn year the flight back to Newark from Atlanta is a mess. Usually this is due to weather along the coast, so I thought (ha) I was safe this year. Now, of course, there are radar problems in Newark. An hour and a half delay so far. Let's see if they can beat the previous record of 4 hours and 10 minutes.

"I ca t c me t t e ph e r gh ow so l ve a me age a th so d of he b ep..."

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"Is that a Herkimer Battle Jitney?" Is not a thing I ever expected to say IRL, but here we are. (and me without my Shoveler cosplay)

Hey, let's face it. The French are just lazy. Hell, they were supposed to take down the tower in 1909 and just said 'eh, fuck it'.

It seems like just yesterday that I could perform the Dark Arts just about anywhere, even in restaurants.

OK, but then who's been cashing all these checks?

It must be that Dragon Con time of year again!

Finally!

https://clickhole.com/90s-kids-rejoice-the-spider-eggs-they-used-to-fill-be-1825123339/