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You know how you make that one wrong turn, and you don't want to stop for directions, so you just keep going hoping to spot something familiar and the next thing you know you're out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
How else do you think I got here?

The second thing I miss about Japan are the Vending machines. Not just the fact that they are everywhere, but also the fact that they have an absolutely dizzying array of selections (hot and cold). I don't think I had the same beverage twice. Oh, and everything about a buck, maybe buck and a quarter.

I'm back from Japan almost 3 weeks now and there are some things I sorely miss.

First, the train system.

You can get damn near anywhere in Japan using trains. Get yourself an IC card and you can tap on/tap off trains nationwide. (Get one on your phone and you can transfer funds directly from your bank account and use it to pay for purchases, too. Bye, bye foreign ATM's).

Japan is roughly the size of California. Could you imagine California with a train system this elaborate!

I just signed a HUGE endorsement deal with Abercrombie & Fitch!
They asked me to never wear their stuff!

"Kill them with kindness"
Wait, is that legal?!?

Danger is my middle name, but the D is silent.

Went to my parents yesterday and I politely had to ask my father to stop ranting about "The Liberals" screwing up this country.

Is it really too much to ask that you show me the tiniest modicum of respect while I'm making repairs on your house? SMH

Every time there's a new Planet of the Apes movie I think, "Where's the Planet of the Ape musical?" Come on Broadway, you're slacking off.

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You guys remember that cringeworthy video from 2017 when Trump was president and he had all his toadies - sorry I meant cabinet - around the big table and he made them all one by one say something flattering about him?

Perhaps the Republicans who are praising him loudly right now should take another look at that video and see where all those ass-kissers are today. 🙄

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