New "I'm gonna strangle you" emoji. Useful for political arguments.

Finally got around to watching Beef this past weekend and the awards recognition is actually deserved. This is must-watch TV! All the acting is sublime, and the plot is so much more than I ever expected.

@danialexis Touching and helpful, I almost hyperventilated while reading it. Truly there are no words.

I had really hoped to get this by Christmas, but better late than never.

Am I easily entertained? Yes, yes I am.

https://youtu.be/qQlr9-rF32A

When those delicious paint chips aren't enough.

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Follow me for this and other helpful cooking tips.

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Happy Large Boulder the Size of a Small Boulder Day!

I'm sure these are going to come in handy.

@sfleetucker 😂 @rpardee

I haven't read a Dilbert in 20 years, but I'm guessing that at some point Dilbert went insane?

Get ready to fist your popcorn!

"You mean 'Get ready for a fistful of popcorn'?"

I know what I said.

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@Ryanmurphy You probably wouldn't like these then...

@0x56 I think that's code for "paid the bill".